I’m trying to create a ‘Sentient Cheese Creature’. I’m not quite satisfied yet.

I don’t even care. He can just stand there and be gorgeous. Speak, don’t speak. Who cares as long as he takes his shirt off. Or he can do the English thing and jfjfiurhrbbhdhdjjfjrbbekkwkwoodnhdbhejkdkelwmkw

He’s English. This has blown my mind. I mean I’m a sucker for abs/pecs/biceps, but the merest possibility of an accent thing...

Tell me to smile again, men folk. Please. I dare you. In fact, I double dog dare you.

Very fertile family over here too, and I’d rather give myself a toilet swirlie than have kids so.... Yeah. Birth control is the best. Followed closely by A/C as I live in SoFl.

You had me at Birth Control and Air Conditioning.

Godtopus bless you. You’re doing raptorJesus’s work.

So many times.

Here. Let me not help you with that

I’m trying not to giggle because that’s a horrible sitch, so I’ll just see myself out now.

Wait! Kristin Wigg is ruined? How, when, why? I consider myself “with it”, how do I not know this?

I can’t. I mean this guy is the cinematic equivalent of the crusty jerk-off sock I found on the floor in my room mates bedroom after a very long dry spell. I hearby name that sock Ansel.

I feel you on the jipped part. I truly do. Preface: my SO and I were together for 10 years. It was great, until it wasn’t. Since we were 19 we were partners. But he was such a Peter Pan, needs everything guy, I broke up with him. Got together with someone I’d been crushing on for a while, but wasn’t even ever going to…

If that is really your aim, your goal, shtick or whatever you wanna call it, that’s cool, I guess. I mean, do you, boo. At least half of what I communicate is via movie quotes, pop culture references or gifs. Granted, I’m not spewing moronic, right-wing vomit, and if you’re aiming for spotlighting the bigotry in those…

I’ll die for your right to be wrong. Move along, troll.

I’m so inordinately gleeful about this whole thing. YAY!!!

Not even with my nemesis’ vagina.

That gif is my new everything. Thank you.

Satanists are far more reasonable and likable than the pick-n-choose Christians whose beliefs are hindering the growth of this country. Likening this crusty urinal residue to the only bastion of rationality and compassion left is horrible. Also, Gandalf is my homie. So poo on your **. Poo on it, I say.

No one, and I do mean no one EVER automatically deserves respect. Certainly not a bunch of douchebag, power hungry, runty little lowlives who have never done anything for me or my friends and family. I will give them the sir or ma’am, but I do it resentfully and only to speed along our unfortunate interactions.