My favorite was the lady who looked at the poop. I don’t know anything else about the show, just that she looked at your shit and told you what was wrong about your diet. She was awesome! She had kiddy pools of lard and stuff.

I could not help myself.

I remember being like 5 when my mom divorced my dad, and she took her maiden name back. Which she changed again when she married someone else. I’ve thought since then that the whole maiden name thing is straight bullshit.

Somebody’s been reading their Twilight for inspo.

A - fucking - men. People used to call my phone at like 8am when I worked the night shift. I’d answer “NO ONE WHO KNOWS ME CALLS AT THIS HOUR!” and hang up.

OH GOD! Jurrasic Park Jeff Godblum was fabulous. That scene when Jeff is leaning on that table, sweaty and leering and tore up, my girlhood crush on Tom Cruise died like Goose.

I so feel you on this. It used to happen on the reg to me, too. One day I woke up at 4am to my SO having a goddamn after party in my living room knowing full well I had to go to work in 4 hours.

Dude. That movie is on repeat at my Fourth of July parties. It’s truly got everything that made 90s action movies so awesome.

I’ve been there. (This gif gets a surprising amount of mileage. Or maybe it’s not THAT surprising. Fucking Kinja.)

I seriously fell in love with Stannis as Grammar Police. Fell so hard.

I’m personally a huge fan of the post-coital high five.

OMG. “Half-bald scrapings of a bidet” is... magical. I can’t even.

I wanna live that happy.

Spock is more my Jesus than the actual Jesus, so I’m cool with that.

Lol. Lol.

Phoenix. Rising from the ashes of his marriage.

It’s weirdly sped up, but this scene features prominently in my butt bank.

I have forty bucks riding on it being some sort of fairy.

Sorry I was snippy. Bad day. I liked her cause she’s a fellow “tall” and she’s really unapologetic about her body/style/opinions. Plus, the movie Orlando kinda changed the way I thought about gender and sex when I was still a teen. (But obvs- her opinions are WRONG. Damnit.)