Note that I didn’t say she was a ‘great human being’ anywhere. I said “No, not Swinton!”

Hahahahahahahq, cough, hahaha hahaha. <- me reading this article.

Bobby, you won the blog wars. And my heart. Bless you

For fucking real. I know ignorance is bliss, but she’s a mom. I’m not. I don’t even like kids, and I always take their side. Honestly, this makes me question her.

Not Swinton! No!

Counterpoint: it was complete rubbish only saved by clever editing.

I love you for the Dali stilt reference. I seriously admire his work and the way he broke down the world, and I completely and totally agree with your statement. Woody has made the same movie like a million times. Why is this groundbreaking? Why, why, why? And it’s not even a good or interesting film, at that.

Jeez, Yoko. It was just a fart, no need to get all poetical about it.

I can only hope.

My mom has a “broken picker”, hence first hub who chucked her out of a moving car, my cheating dad, my sadist of a stepdad. Her new one seems so nice, I’m worried we’ll find out he’s, I dunno, a republican or something equally fucked. I had to move 3000 miles away to have a healthy relationship with her. Absence…

We might be the same person. I had to explain KM to my babysis when I described my time living with her dad (my stepfather) as “a never-ending Kobayashi Maru”. Here’s to an unwinnable childhood!

She is just. So. AWESOME. I really truly love her. Star Trek shaped me in a lot of ways- especially Uhura. I just want to have lunch with her, soak in her coolness and wisdom.

Fuck that. This years Daario was fug. I want to see Dinklage’s dangler.

You’re not civil for that. You’re heinous.

In my dad’s case, with his hat strategically dipped below one eye. And by that I absolutely mean that he is very, very vain. Like OMG, dad, stop checking yourself out in the mirror- you’re good looking. WE GET IT. Dudes really have it so fucking easy.

I feel you so much on this. My dad recently divorced wife number who-the-hell-cares-it’s-more-than-four and I’m frankly terrified the next one will be significantly younger than me. I don’t want a new mommy with boobs perkier than mine, I’m too old for that shit.

I am objectifier of men, like hard-core. But even I couldn’t with the last few seasons.