“At no point, (SWEAR!) did he ever suck dick for coke. Nope! No dick sucking here!”

I lurve that coat! And one of these days we totally should do a Sfl Jezzie get together!

OMG you’re a BOCA girl!? I knew we clicked for a reason! I’m in Laudy, and as soon as it dips below like 67 I bust out my fake leopard fur coat and swan around like I’m the business. Granted I’m a temperature wimp, but there’s something about wearing a coat, that coat, that makes me feel like I’m just the shittiest of…

I kid, I kid.

everything he said/is fills me to the brim with revulsion.

But he’s a really nice guy!

I think she did it with a Sharpie? I remember thinking “She’s RICH! She could actually have gotten that shit professionally printed on a shirt, but she used a couple of bottom of the drawer magic markers and doodled crap on her white Hanes? Huh. Stars- they really are just like us!”

I’m still desperate for one of those finger lazers.

Who wouldn’t want to watch Keanu interact with a cybernetic dolphin?

It’s the worst of puns. Like a run it over with a truck and shoot it in the face dead and never use it again pun.

Yup, Madeleine, it sure was.

Cosigned. Things like that are best contemplated in the abstract. Definitive proof... Take that shit out back, douse it in lighter fluid and burn it.

I mean yes and no. My dad missed Woodstock because he was allegedly too busy sexing up some cute chick he picked up, which is a great story, except it’s about my dad.

I’ll tell you what was in that box.

After my beloved gran died, I was tasked with cleaning out one of her storage units. Let’s just say that gran and her hubby had a very active and varied sex life (with lots of partners), and some of it was documented. And then left in a storage unit for me to find 40 years later.

This article is beautiful. Never change.

It’s a great point, that women can just as easily be the perpetrators. I had forgotten about Emma Roberts violence, mostly because I find her rather loathsome. Tanya Harding and Mel Gibson (with the exception of his massive wealth and Jody Foster’s nauseating continued support) seem to have been ostracized to a…

Oh, you mean how Jez is all about Empire (NEW SEASON YAY! RECAPS- OH IT’S SO AWESOME, etc), despite the fact that the main dude is a guy who’s beaten several women?

I usually just feel good about myself. I’m OBVIOUSLY the sanest, most rational fucking person in my lovely, wonderful Florida.