2 bathrooms is all it takes to make me feel rich.

Calm the f*ck down? Really?

Oh, I know. No shade intended.

Starred for Ansel hate. He’s such a smugg-o

You are seriously bad ass!

I once forgot I popped a thing of garlic butter in my purse. I realized it later that day, when I went to the car to retrieve my purse and was hit with a wall of garlic smell when I opened the door.

That gif is my everything.

::hugs:: I don’t have an answer, but I can offer support. I’m so sorry you had to go through that, and are still dealing with fuckheads. Some people are just terrible.

It was shameful. No bacon. Pshaw

Hello.

OMG. I’m in love.

Mr. Noir, I totally feel you, and for you. It’s super fucking hard to deal with, even after you think you’re so over it.

Holy shit.

My reactions in order:

OMG Ben is turning into Pamela Anderson ca. 1996

If by ‘kiss’ you mean teh buttseks, then I’ll read.

I clung to my wretched stirrup pants for longer than acid wash. I’m tall, always have been. Stirrup pants were always going to be a losing battle.