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I live next to a shopping center I have to walk through in order to get to the bus stop. One of the stores is one of those Everything $9.99 or Less! Stores. It’s like the 90s and 80s had an ugly kid who shit acid wash skin tight overalls and those neon crotch snap body suit shirts things. It’s horrifying- and I always

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Sting circa 1986 is still my jam. God, he was hot.

But Toxins!!1!

She’s totally gonna end up falling for that little bastard Joe, proving once and for all girls can’t help falling in love

I lived with a gay man, I’m a chick. He treated me like a princess and is the best person, but sometimes he had to pee or brush his teeth while I was in the shower. It was no big deal. As long as Sam had permission to take the pic and post it, I find this no big deal either

42.

(I was nosy and bribed the woman in IT to tell me, mostly because I knew it had to be porn, and I wanted to know what kind)

Oh god I miss my cat so much. He was such an asshole.

I absolutely loathe myself for admitting I know this, but racist antebellum goop lite lady is Blake Lively who is married to Ryan Reynolds. So they at least actually are the same person.

That pic, wow. It epitomizes why I find his face punchable.

I find Mara Wilson a delight.

I’m so afraid to love you, but more afraid of ooze🎶

I’ve starred this comment multiple times, and Kinja being Kinja, it keeps falling off.

I’m not perfect, but all of my David Gandy gifs are SFW.

Yeah. My male ‘counter part’ made a couple of grand more than I did. Guess which one of us was fired for looking at Little Person Porn involving peanut butter. Hint: it wasn’t me.

God fucking dammit now I’ll have Witness and fucking Adia stuck in my head for the next 3 weeks. Fuck.

I’m unsure of the “logic” being applied in this “article”.

It’s the pretentious hipster version of “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend!”

This resonated. Thank you.

I’ve been Kinja’d, and have starred your comments like 3 times already, but every single time, it’s satisfying :)