He’s building a brand, ok? Getting his name out there. Last week he got 63 stars. God, just, you DO NOT get how hard it is, and how hard he works. Why won’t anyone appreciate it?

That name made my mouth make a funny shape (thanks for pointing that out nosy co-worker), so I’m feeling you on that

I’m fine peeling everywhere, once memorably on a neighbor’s doorstep, but pooping? Nah, keep that shit indoors, dude.

I’m so, so sorry. They look really happy here, for what it's worth.

I just couldn’t. Who on earth would think that is in anyway acceptable?

I’m not even sure where he imagined the night would progress from there.

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

Lemme guess, Clover and Kara starred this, right? Lol. Nice to know you’re devoid of empathy.

Because I totally have some...

I’m absolutely appropriating that gif. Many thanks.

I thought you didn’t want poop stories?

I got into a “bar fight” one time where I did that. Like, your man is 5’2”, we were just talking, no you’re not going to hit me, no, stay there.

I generally like your comments but really, you don’t think that the article and especially this :

Thanks for understanding. I take it you can go buy clothes in a store and not feel like everything was made for a liliputian.

I love that an edit was made to correct someone’s name, but not the content. It’s totally fine that she leaves the rest of the article as is. Because my/our struggle isn’t as real as hers.

I’ll chill when I can buy a pair of pants in the store and a shirt that is long enough to cover my stomach and hips. Until then, how about you learn not to marginalize your readers with unnecessary snark? Because, hey! We get enough of that IRL.

My tits are Odd and Even. Grew up in Norway as an American and the pun of those super traditional Norwegian boy names for my girls still makes me laugh. #languagenerd

There was something so heartbreakingly beautiful about JLM circa the heroin days. Oh to be young and full of righteous fury (and illicit narcotics other than weed) and the certainty that no one else could possibly understand where the youth was coming from again.

I still<3 u.