That’s a huge ass pad.

I want every post to start with “ARGLE BARGLE” forever.

One other thing. If you are in the DFW area, I have a wonderful therapist who has literally saved my life. And if you need someone to watch your baby, I'm glad to. I have 5 so I have some experience and so far none are in prison. :)

I felt the exact same way when I had my son. It got worse at night. I felt like I was ruining him because I was so unhappy. I reached out to my family and no one understood, they were dismissive and quite frankly afraid of me. No one understood.

I am violently laugh-crying at this. 😂

Did anyone else think from just reading the headline that she'd performed an abortion on someone and recorded it?

I read this and then my eyes, heart and brain died. Thanks, Jezebel.

Idk why but I feel super horrible about this. Like...bamboozled I guess. Not that my five year old mind could've grasped what he was doing at the time. But yeah, way to pick your first fan letter. (My second one was to Beverly Cleary and she responded!)

When I was five years old, I wrote my first fan letter. To Bill Cosby. I loved the Cosby Show and Picture Pages. 😐

I mean, she’s just terrifying. This is happening right now.

Ok, sorry, one more. I love this dog. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Oh thank you! Right now I’m stuck at home in bed feeling like death because my left ovary has fused to my uterus (I hope this never happens to any of you) and she’s taking good care of me. Apologies in advance for my death face.

I think our shelter dog may be a pit mix. We love our Pup Francis!

yassss Kelly.

I can't go in the comments. I know there's spiders in the comments. Everything is spiders.

I work for one of the aforementioned tech companies and for about a year now, they’ve been investing in having more diversity in the workplace through providing grants and scholarships. They do free coding classes for kids which I believe will soon expand to everyone. The numbers aren’t great but I’m really happy to…

My first year of college we had to take both stagecraft and costuming our final was to sew certain kinds of-idk-stitches? Like a dart and other things I’ve blocked from my memory. And in stagecraft we had to build these metal structures using like a metal saw and then welding the pieces together. There was a guy in…

I can only guess that Chris Elliott used those words himself while being interviewed by those media outlets about the movie. “It’s fun. I swear.” *breaks down sobbing*

That’s not a movie bomb. THIS is a movie bomb.

Also, if you like Andrew Scott as much as I do, please enjoy the most beautiful thing ever.