I, too, would like to come out of the grays. And to make out with Andrew Scott. But I’ll just take the out of the grays thing.

I will love Zach Braff forever for Scrubs. He can make as many terrible movies as he wants.

So we are supposed to believe that some bakers don’t want to bake wedding cakes for same sex weddings...but they were able to find a baker to bake a twin towers wedding cake in early September? Where do I live???

I don't know what a motcha is supposed to be. Halp.

Why is your comment making me pass eye water?

I guess I'm worried it will lodge itself in my mind, rendering it useless for the remainder of my days.

“IRS harassing, servers a-wiping”

*cough*

One time my friend and I were at a sandwich shop and the guy is making her sandwich, asking what toppings she wants, etc. and he asks her why she isn’t smiling. And she coolly says “I’m not hungry anymore. You can throw my sandwich away.” She had all the ovaries that day.

I like want to read the poem...but I don't.

Mine is Star Waterside. And it's so porny that I would be shocked if no one has already used it.

This is my second post of this gif on Jezebel in two minutes. So many face flames.

I would say let's boycott every project he does but I don't think he works anymore.

I think I’ve seen her sister on the Internet.

Is it because Captain Crunch has military experience?

*spittake*

“On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.”

I was six years old when my grandfather passed away. “Return of the Jedi” had also been released around the same time. I refused to attend his funeral (what would’ve been my first) because I believed that all funerals were like Darth Vader’s from “Return of the Jedi” i.e. Your whole family stands around and watches…

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