Cam blew it, but so did Peyton.

Well this is absolutely despicable, and you should be ashamed of yourself. No way you had the express written consent of the National Football League to post that Tweet/Vine.

Gravy train you sign my checks

I was saying Booooorady.

“See! I’m just training like a champion!”
-Johnny Manziel

Is it so hard to believe that The Brand That Walks Like A Man genuinely enjoys the worst things in the world?

Well, he has a forehead like a Clydesdale, so maybe that’s it...

It really is disgusting that Manning would promote such vile, unhealthy, life-stunting garbage. Shit that is so bad that, even among similar unhealthy products, is ridiculed.

How can you do anything but laugh at that? All that drivel all day long about the legacy of his illustrious HOF career and his undying love of the game, then in one fell swoop he makes it all about the money and nothing more. You’ve been had again, NFL fans, now run along and go get drunk like a good lad, hmmm?

Him kissing Papa John gave me a tear in my eye. It was like Brian’s Song, but with shitty pizza. And two rich white guys.

Really is a thing of beauty. Marshawn by all accounts is a really cerebral person. I think this is the perfect way for him to go out.

So if I’ve got my suburban theories of urban phenomena correct, this means he’s retiring to become a drug dealer.

Peace mode

This is the most artful tweet I have ever seen

The game kind of sucks.

Who Runs the World? GIRLS. Unless you’re a girl scout.

-1 for the obvious joke, +500 for all the butthurt Pats fans whining about it. You came out ahead!

The reports that Tom Brady is a joyless dickbag are innaccurate? Cause that’s why I don’t like him. The fact that he belongs to a team that consistently breaks the rules is just the icing on the cake.

I’m impressed that fans of a team as successful as the Patriots can remain so perpetually butthurt.

They’re writing the stories that people enjoy. Dealwithit.