Wing Bowl is held at 6 am so... yes.

I miss Dead Letters so very much. Please resurrect them. That is all.

check the score and ur writing. u are wrong..Warriors win

Yeah, OK, keep trying to cover up the fact that you don’t understand scores. The team that scores more points is the winner, except in golf, where more points is bad, unless you’re playing with the Modified Stableford Scoring System, in which case scoring more points is good again, unless you’re playing against a…

I’ve been meaning to drop you a note, but you know how things go. You get busy, something else comes up. Anyway, it looks like a gremlin snuck in and made that Sixers-Warriors headline a little misleading.

I guess it’s understandable, what with the toilets flowing the wrong way down in the state of Florida, but you really should have put down that can of Fosters and wrote the article properly for the people of America.

that font beat comic sans 105-108

Wait - did someone actually find a font WORSE than Comic Sans?

I loved that comment thread.

This was one of my favorite comment sections in awhile. Thank you for your service.

I have so many questions. Chief amongst them was “Who eats that many wings?” I clicked the link and it turns out that Molly did not look at all like you would have thought a person who can eat 400+ wings in one sitting would look like. Then I read the article:

I’d still rather be in the stall with her when she unleashes that unholy fury than eat that fucking bologna cake that Tom and Samer made.

I would call eating 429 wings a bunker buster of its own kind.

Skip what?

“You merely adopted the despair. I was born in it, molded by it.”

Look at you all waxing intellectually.