Is it worse for the league if they say he was concussed and it wasn’t intentional and then he was allowed to return to the game? Could that affect the judgement?

This is the greatest Jez comment of all time. It has everything: chocolate sauce, vegan lasagna, Jesus, porn, and Tooms speaking to you. Thank you.

I’d say feel with your hands primarily. People don’t LOVE it when you’re feeling everything with your feet. Especially their face.

She makes good vegan lasagna, though.

Maybe that’s what SOMEONE at the NHL thinks. But that someone is an unequivocal moron. No NHL fan became one because he watched the fucking All Star Game.

The very first season of The Surreal Life was this. I am sure someone thought putting Tammy Faye Baker and Ron Jeremy in the same house woud be drama llama city, but it was awesome, everyone was super nice and supportive of each other, everyone went to Tammy Faye’s book launch and teared up when she was speaking and…

I’m saying this as someone who lives in Vancouver, a large hockey market.

The NHL thought non fans were fucking it up for fans, but no one gives a fuck about the nhl, unless they are a fan. They don’t even care enough to troll the vote. This was NHL fans doing this because it’s funny, and so he should be in the game.

Th…

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

No, I really do want to know. Spill, please.

Okay, so I’ve never seen a Real Housewives episode (not judging, it’s just not my thing), so I did a quick Google image search to see who this person is... and nearly the entire first page of results are red carpet snaps where she’s making this absolutely tortured expression. She seriously looks like there’s someone…

I can imagine something involving Don Cherry and maple taffy [shudder].

I agree 100%. If they didn’t want it to be a popularity contest then they shouldn’t have made it a popularity contest.

Exactly. I stopped watching Real Housewives after the whole Danielle Staub season—she was clerly not right and they were goading her on. Then, with Kelly Bensimon, who was also a little off her rocker. And, of course, Kim Richards.

Agreed. Someone stop this woman. Even the producers from RHOBH thought she was too fragile. GAH

I don’t disagree with your points.

What I never understood throughout this whole situation is how the NHL or the Coyotes were upset over an NHL player winning the fan vote. The fans voted and the guy won it. The All Star Game is mainly for the fans, that is why the fans vote. Now to try and get John Scott out of the ASG, his family has been displaced…

My dad’s working on the TV crew at the All-Star game again, and that has me pumped. If he was on the ice!?...I’d wonder what the hell a 68 year-old is doing out there.

I don’t even want to look up what an “Alaskan Bus Ride” is. Whatever you have to do, I guess.

Sometimes I go home for lunch and turn on the MLB network; Russo is typically on then, and every time I see/hear him I’m convinced he’s having a seizure. How in the hell does this attract any listeners?