My local sports radio station did an entire segment just playing Walton’s quotes during this game. They didn’t even have to add commentary of their own. It was comedy gold. Bill Walton, never change.

Thank you for the best mental image I’ve had yet today

I hope this is a goatse joke

Kate made a kid’s book about a tough little girl becoming a warrior. It is so goddamn awesome. My kid and I reread it constantly.

I will never tire of this picture

A scooter accident?!

As the least photogenic person on the planet, I walked into the DMV looking OK and walked out with the ID of a bewildered meth abuser in a windstorm.

I cannot stop laughing at this. Seriously, I think I might die. My kid is concerned (and confused, since she’s 3 and doesn’t know who Cooper is). “Who’s that clown? Mommy, why are you crying?”

Yep. That and the mere fact that anyone going to a medium is likely to be grieving, and it’s prob pretty easy for these shitstains to read how fresh that grief is.

This is the most perfect use of a John C Reilly gif ever. I can’t stop giggling, and I salute you.

Me too. I’m a 6 now but I was a 16 not so long ago, and even before I had a kid my tummy was never flat and I still have “love handles” (ugh that term). I usually feel OK with my body... Until I get undressed :/ I recognize this is a problem within me, but it’s still there.

I just said the same thing way late! I should’ve read downthread.

Not a singer, but on the gender-swap tip, I could totally see Tilda Swinton killing the role.

For some reason I read this as George Bluth, and given his parenting style I wasn’t particularly surprised (although I couldn’t remember what episode that could’ve been from and so was confused).

JEALOUSSSSSS

My old roommate has a massive crush on her. I think the greatest day of his life was when he got to meet her in person, and she was just as lovely, funny, smart and cool as he’d always hoped.

Wow, he didn’t have a lollipop head on a tiny body back then! What happened?

Please never leave us. Your posts are always a treat. I am not being sarcastic - I love the way your stuff just flies over heads.

All I can picture is my kid’s Disney Princess potty seat, and although it’s safe to say I’m not in this guy’s target demo anyhow, this mental image is REALLY not doing it for me.

Yeah, and I picture him looking out his window and just seething at the cop he called playing with the guys and then leaving them in peace instead of punishing them for being loud (outside) and rowdy (black).