Vicodin. Of course, that info came from the dad, not exactly a reliable source. But I tend to believe it.

A passed-out, naked 14-year-old, to be precise. Yeah, I’m pretty sure the things we know about this kid so far are only the tip of the iceberg.

Oh man, now I want ceviche :(

You’re getting Vienna sausages in your stocking, then.

Well, you know what you have to do. Troll the hell out of both of them with Penis Pasta!

Pretty off-topic but I still have a pair of drapey black dress slacks from the Daisy Fuentes collection at Kohl’s that I bought a million years ago and they look great! Thanks, Daisy’s designer from 2004!

Jeez. I’ve been married and divorced exactly once and it’s been enough to make me think marriage just doesn’t work for me. I don’t know what compels some people to keep doing it! (For the record, my mom’s been married four times and still keeps trying herself.)

Sounds like mine. She’s 61, and the older she gets the less she can handle anything. Night terrors, severe anxiety, multiple phobias, most of which have cropped up in the last few years.

My dad did his best to coparent, but my mom has borderline with narcissism, so I prob don’t need to break down how well that worked out. Sigh.

Exactly! That’s what I’m afraid of, really. I was a child of divorce myself so I remember some of the games I played (though I was pretty tame, out of fear of my mom). His dad was never around so he hasn’t experienced it himself, and as Daddy he obviously has a different bond with her than I do. She already plays him…

My little one is wonderfully sharp, sensitive, and a bit manipulative already (although her methods are still very crude). I shudder to think how she might play my ex and I off each other in ten years or so. I love her to death, and I think I’ll see thru it, but don’t know if he will...

Broussard reported that Beckham is driving around Josh Norman’s neighborhood right now, texting for him to let him in his house!!!

She brings back these shortbreads with raspberry jam that are to die for! And citrus candies and licorice candies that I snork down without shame.

Damn, I live in dfw and had never heard of the Noka scandal. I googled and went down a really nerdy but fascinating rabbithole, so thank you!

Oh, things are good now... A year on from all that mess and I’m in a much better place mentally. And no longer overweight!

I lost 53 pounds in six months on the horrible divorce diet. I wouldn’t recommend it.

I totally misread that Khloe Kardashian lost 11 pounds by cutting her hair. I think holiday drinking has given me brain damage.

Personally, I don’t see how a bunch of drunk baseball fans and an open fire can go wrong.

I hope I’m not the only person laughing at the idea of a big-ass iceberg in the Harlem River.

I’m so glad my public dancing days were pre-camera phone. Shades of Elaine Benes in the club, right here.