National Treasure, is what he is. He needs to go to the HOF for his commentary and the way he held on to Alonzo’s leg in the fight.

I’m actually going to kill you.

“Do nothing at both ends of the floor” was also an interesting mindset for Tristan Thompson to have, but hey, I’m just a fan.

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats

details of how exactly he fell are not known

Bringing in Tony Romo to lose games in January? Now there’s a revolutionary concept!

The church of Vlade Divac

So I have a couple of pet peeves. One of them is when people say (usually in a sports context) something like “if he wouldn’t have thrown that interception, his team would have won.” No. No. If he HADN’T thrown that interception. This misuse of the conditional tense is extremely common.

Cavs in two.

“These numbers are reminscent of Russell Westbrook’s horrifying gourth quarters against the Thunder, only with less scoring.”

That’s a solid “Daniel Kicks Johnny in the Face” on Simmons’ list of 14 80s Movies that Explain Celtics Playoff Losses (and Why Magic Actually Committed an Offensive Foul on the Baby Sky Hook).

Nice earrings. Bear’s like, “Oooo I’m fancy!”

It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.

When reached for comment, James Dolan said he thinks Porzingis is probably an alcoholic.

When my great aunt was sick, she stayed with us for a while. Every time she had a bad coughing fit, I would make sure to come check and her, grab her a water, and punch her in the face a couple times. She couldn’t shake the illness and passed, but I am sure she would have thanked me for checking on her so often if…

Guess he’s transferring to Baylor now.

Based on his career, I’m assuming when Oher confronted the Uber driver, he speed-rushed outside and sacked Oher’s friends.

wow. someone’s in the pocket of big danish.

My spelling of “sycophant” is top-notch...