I love the username. It makes me picture an 8-year old Jeff Van Gundy, already bald and looking overly sullen, sitting at the family kitchen table with an empty plate in front of him and holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other while an obese 10-year old Stan Van Gundy shovels food into his gaping maw. If…

Wait, dammit, my edit went through after all.

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

I was curious about this — if UK fouled before the pass, it was free throws and ball? I think that’s what it should have been, but was just looking at all scenarios.

I’m partial to the San Diego Bad Hombres. Some, I assume, are good players.

That’s a funny fucking headline.

I guess Elway thought they needed to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth.

If at first you don’t secede, try, try again.

In my day, some fucking asshole poseur kids nailed APPLE baskets to trees, thinking they could be just like James Naismith.

I see the Browns dealing Brock to the Cavs to fill the Bogut spot. Brock is Very Tall.

BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!

Imagine how many more shoes Nike can sell now that they can say “If the fastest man in the NFL wouldn’t take $1 million dollars to wear Adidas shoes, why would you pay for them?”

he keeps this up, he’s getting sent to thousand island

Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

Toyota

Ty Law should be in the Hall of Fame solely because he owned the Colts so hard that the game was changed forever because of it.

Polian’s resume boils down to “lose a lot of Super Bowls and bitch about the Patriots enough to finally ride Peyton Manning to 1 win”.

Quick question, though: Is there anything left in this world that doesn’t cause cancer?

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through