I’m crying from laughter. This is excellent.

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Never have I seen a QB play like this.

Croll Tried!

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

The Cleveland Browns are in 1st in the AFC North.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

And now Drew’s circle once more is complete,

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

This video was in my Watch Later queue for a while, and I just happened to watch it today.

Same here for this Oxford United fan.

Fuck this dude so fucking hard, and fuck whoever approved his takeover. People’s livelihoods, dreams, memories, and over a century of history were on the line, and this asshole couldn’t be bothered. Surely there had to be another route, fans buying shares, a fucking GoFundMe, ANYTHING would have been better than…

“I never went to Bury. It’s not a place I frequented. So for me to walk away from Bury and never go back is a very easy thing to do. I don’t do anything up there. I didn’t even know there was a football team called Bury to be honest with you. I’m not a football fan.”

And Colts fans booed Andrew Luck for walking away.

I know we’re all dying in the Sylvia Plath sense but you’re not dying the way Chloe over there is dying.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.