I guess since the RIP pages have now both been taken down, this is where I’ll reluctantly say goodbye.

I love you Atlas, don’t listen to Albert

My favourite is how it omits a word and makes no sense. 

I prefer rugby league because it’s what we play up here in the working-class north, but I respect the shit out of union.

I don’t even know 

I made a Bostonian friend in early 2013. He got me into American sports, which means I became a Pats fan, a Red Sox fan, a Celtics fan and a Bruins fan all in one year. (Not getting into MLS, I’m British and a Leeds fan, thank you very much)

As a Leeds fan (a club that’s had its share of dire financial straits thanks to shit ownership) this is genuinely heartbreaking and I feel awful for the fans. 

It’s short for Benry. 

Hahaha what the fuck

“Wouldn’t you know, all of the adults who were hit by their parents in childhood have since internalized that they, in reality, deserved those beatings as children and it helped make them into the people they are today, who right now are unable to regulate their feelings of anger and resort to calling you a snowflake…

It means he’s gonna get chewed up and shit out. 

It wasn’t even “Ironic,” and its infamous misuse of the word, that ultimately broke me. It was these lyrics: “You live/You learn/You love/You learn/You cry/You learn/You lose/You learn/You bleed/You learn/You scream/You learn.” I screamed. Oh did I. And then I texted my husband a mea culpa: “Jagged Little Pill is…

Isn’t that because if you eat breakfast, skip lunch and then eat dinner, your meals are spaced further apart? Why do you have to skip one or the other?

Why the fuck did Dave Roberts want Clayton Kershaw to suffer so badly? I’m a Sox fan and I was BEGGING him to just put the poor guy out of his misery already. 

Given the fireball it went up in, that’s not looking likely... shit. 

And naturally the whole SBNation site is saying that this report exonerates everybody and nothing could have been done... Ugh. 

So you started fucking when you were 24 and she was 17? 

What’s coming home?

People blocked the streets of Leeds for over an hour screaming “IT’S COMING HOME” while the police smiled indulgently.

The depressed atmosphere that descended upon my workplace with the realisation of penalty kicks was stunning. People just said “well that’s that, then” and walked away. I was surprised at how invested I was in the match myself, I was steeling myself to be absolutely gutted by another PK loss