The Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo has a small water fall you can pee in (if you can pee standing up.)  It’s pretty cool.

Get the fuck outta here he’s gotta shave that shit off. That hairline is the mausoleum of all hope and desire.

ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft 

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.

Then imagine that those instragram photos net them more money in sponsorships than multiple Masters bring in.

Colton, gurl - Jump over that closet door already. The action is swingin’ on the Algarve coast!

If only Africa had this kind of lobbyist reach. 

“Nobody believed in us.”

Marriage.

When you hear about artistic exploitation for 16 years... 16 years? That sounds like a choice.

Situation’s complete reversal from early Jersey Shore Situation has been the best part of the newer Jersey Shore seasons. He’s just so lovable now. Friendly, goofy, sober and an advocate for staying sober, and loves cake. He’s a treat.

Soft Cell’s “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)”

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

As much as I don’t believe in the Patriots, I believe even less in Andy Reid’s playoff clock management skills.

it was the moops!

Damn, homie
In grade 3 you was the man, homie
What the fuck happened to you

Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

Oh sure, when a paleolithic hunter leaves his old spear tips lying around it’s an ‘significant archaeological discovery,’ but I leave a Doritos bag and you call it littering. Sounds like a double standard to me.

“Lisztomania” is a banger to this day.