Apparently he left “It” because of creative differences. He wanted to make an unconventional horror film and New Line wanted a typical mainstream horror film ($$$$). He left The Alienist because the scheduling kept getting pushed and pushed and eventually it became a conflict. He’s still a producer for The Alienist…

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Leslie Jones is single, which is a travesty.

MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

Little do we all know, MacGregor has spent the last 8 years developing a resistance to iocane powder.

Also claimed to be part Cherokee.

Joe wouldn’t drive this, he’s a Mopar man. He had a 69 Daytona and a 67 GTX Convertible (Hemi!) Robbie drove the F-Body, but his was only a slant 6. Ugh, I shouldn’t know this.

Don’t try and church it up, son.

Jesus Christ on a sesame seed bun:

I think a lot of people make marriage to be harder than it actually is. Find someone you enjoy being with and don’t get married until you’re at least mid-30's seems to work the best in my circle.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”

“I was driving in the middle of nowhere near Ottawa”

So you were in or around Ottawa, then.

EPIC/CRAZY TWIST IDEA: Dondarrian falls during the battle with the ice zombies, and the hound takes up his mantle as the vessel of the lord of light i.e. he overcomes his fear of fire and embraces the abilities such as the flaming sword, etc.
He then uses his new found fire sword abilities to kick the shit out of the…

50 bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose....

I can honestly say I have never in my life ever spent one second of my life concerned about someone seeing my butthole during sex. It has never even entered into my mind.

When you see teacher turnover like that, it is because of the principal. Even in high-poverty schools, where the students have a lot of challenges, most teachers will tell you that the kids aren’t the problem. It’s the lack of support from administration. My school had 25% teacher turnover this year. We lost some…

about as much as I trust someone siphoning off 300K a year from the failing Baltimore Public School System for a no-show job as “interim” human capital whatever

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