J&J is trash there’s this, the baby powder stuff and the fact that their baby wash is cause for crib cap and other rashes just to name a few

Asking a CEO to sell the company and give someone else a shot is like asking someone else to screw your wife.

from my point of view the issues Haggis has is several things which are not commonly eaten in North America converging in one dish.

When i adopted my cat he too was an asshole who didnt trust or want to like anything or anyone then he slowly figured out that i wasnt going to abandon him or die (hopefully) any time soon and we eventually became pretty inseperable when i was at home.

I don’t like brisket- i find it tastes like alpo and am personally suspicious when people fawn over it.

I had a bad breakup about 10 years ago where i sought refuge in pizza and ate what feels like 30 pizzas in 40 days, my metabolism has never recovered and i gained an insane amount of weight in a short period of time.

I’ve never seen a pearl on a wedding ring before.

everyone should see foo fighters live at least once.

I saw Pete Davidson Open for John Mulaney and he had some legit funny premises that were way underdeveloped or just segued into the most obvious punchline right away.

I am very much going to miss you Deadspin.

party all the time has more staying power than we are the world.

a 1996 ford explorer limited exactly like this

I saw one in california in the spring and it looked like a super cozy ride 

I love it except for the paper shredder grille 

I abandoned the Raiders when they hired Gruden back after a lifetime of being a fan and it has been one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life.

Miley Cyrus seems annoying.

While I am all for this idea- the last time i went in to a mcdonalds instead of using the drive thru was a regrettable experience 

and found dead a day later. I’m not typically one for conspiracies but wow is this ripe with suspicion 

Stallions have dicks right?

Whoppers have been letting me down so hard the last few times i have indulged which is sad because i used to think of it as the best flagship burger of the big chains.