This feels surreal. 1994, on the phone in my parents kitchen talking about the list of names people were voting on with a friend and both agreeing Raptors was awesome but Grizzlies would be the best. 1995- games played in a baseball stadium with removable bleachers and just terrible energy- 1995-now, ups and downs my…

bless your heart 

problem is all the shit flavours that are out now, should have kept it to lime and lemon and called it a day but nooooooooo

it isn’t a mystery- it’s the intersection of arrogance and stupidity.

I used to be roommates with a guy who’s entire world view was based around his own interpretation of looks and more specifically how he viewed his own looks in relation to others. That he couldn’t stand to see a man with a bald patch happily coupled up with an attractive woman and would dismiss such a coupling as…

being pedantic but; that album cover is not a pen and pixel homage. it’s a film poster closer to coffee or foxy brown than 500 degreez

Send John Bolton to fight it then. Sadistic prick. 

This is an awful thing to have happen and your perspective is right where it needs to be. As someone whose parents have both spent extended periods in the hospital, your memories of the mundane routine of visiting ring true for me. Don’t know you but I’m glad you’re on the other side of this... also:

he was also fairly certain he was going to prison. and is a recovering addict being paid to appear in clubs and surrounded by people drinking and having a great time (not ronnie)

get a life nerds! 

This appears to be a vegetarian Reuben

i am convinced all of these career politicians are being blackmailed with something really heinous.

Too bad Steph never got the chance to play on a team with Karl Malone. 

He didn’t pay taxes on what amounts to pretty substantial income for ten years by hiding behind business losses accrued with other peoples money.

What a wasted opportunity to have Larry Flynt cash in on two generations of Falwell hypocrisy. 

As i watched everything unfold last night i realized not only were the leaks accurate, i was going to be disappointing by the way the show wraps up

you can hear this thing rusting. 

this is your president for life.

2019 y’all

having not watched the swift performance is Beyonce the only artist who can use band instruments in live performance going forward or a majorette motif?