that picture makes it look like trump is being knocked out.
whatmatters
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sup using high school transcripts as evidence of someones intelligence.
Imet King Kong Bundy as a child he was brought in for a computer conference in Toronto and he was super nice and i still have the signed picture of him with a computer .
you’ll get a rebadged chrysler aspen
Twitter is like the uv light bringing out the stains on the mattress that is society
“where do you find the time?????” - Sebastian Maniscalco
I love a bacon sandwich
although i did also think there were a lot of commercials i’m loving this so far.
I had a family friend tell my dad he “looked great” meaning he had lost a bunch of weight while he was teetering on death in a hospital bed (he recovered, sort of)
A life without smiling is no life at all.
all of this is near impossible in the new open office i now work in.
BUILD A WALL (Around Junior High Schools!)
you know what, fuck it.
remember when jfk criticized the intelligence community
pats get the go ahead after being left with 1:15 on the clock leaving the rams with 18 seconds
the mcdonalds by my old office updated to what i assume is the new design and it ended up taking 20x longer to get your food.
*shaves off beard*
having watched the jersey shore reunion or whatever it was called I agree man the situation is all sorts of humble now and seems to truly be grateful about his sobriety and having the opportunity to help others.
I’ve only ever strayed from the whopper a handful of times and they were all regrettable