vinnie and pauly d are the epitome of a bro-y “no-homo” relationship.

Talk about misplaced dedication. Instead of pretending to get a job you construct a whole identity around having one. Nothing worse than a wannabe cop.

93 til infinity

my sister and mother in law both instinctively dump salt all over their food before tasting it. Madness.

mdma? what is this? 2013?

that’s the best “deal with it” gif i’ve ever seen!

Never concern yourself with the opinions of someone who chooses to wear that atrocious rug in public. He has no sense.

run away with me is a big tune but is ruined forever because i cannot stop associating it with this

I’ve never told my parents how fucking depressed I was all throughout my adolescence and just grit my teeth when they joke about “what a sullen kid” I was whenever it gets addressed. The fact that they’ve never put two and two together has always led me to believe it would be met with indignation about how they gave…

“i would have been nat turner” he said from behind a phalanx of private security

Rum and Ting is a great drink

being a Toronto hockey/baseball/basketball fan

I feel that heritage brews are a slap in the face to evolution.

what sort of monster tries to eat sushi in two bites?

America needs a revolution.

After the Toronto attack I went down the rabbit hole of this stuff.

he represented a fucking lie.

Thanks for writing this. You’ve been able to succinctly capture the exact thing I have been trying to convey to people when speaking about either of these folks.

That house looks unwelcoming and cold.

at least the raps won?