Didn’t have the nuggets to admit he was wrong...

If you glance upward, you may spot the joke whizzing by you.

Please don’t make me explain the joke.

Booooo.

Looks like this cop got caught telling a Whopper.

Honestly I would encourage christian people like this doofus to retreat into cloistered lives of hard work and quiet contemplation. Vows of silence, in particular, could be very helpful. Maybe eventually some good beer would come of it, like with the Trappists.

Nooooo not you too! Who the fuck is going to be left?? What is happening?? (That is rhetorical, I know about the buyouts.) Where the fuck are all us shitasses going to land? Ugh I wasn’t horribly worried when news of the buyout first broke but now I am. Jezebel is so much more than a website, it’s a community and one…

There’s a growing sense we’ll get to Friday for it to be announced they’re merging Splinter and Jez into a single site given how drastically reduced the sites are.

OMG I CAN’T.

If you let the gays have cake, next thing you know people can marry legal pot! It’s a very slippery slope.

Another example of white men falling up.

hi i just came here to say that The Dame Jo is a reader of multiple GMG sites, here is one of her and my conversations and reading this really brought a tear to my eye

Because the child should read that at age nine while snooping in mom’s diary, as is tradition.

Another schism? The Great Schism, Part II: Electric Boogaloo? 

My Trump-loving Father and I got into our monthly blow up yesterday about this very thing. He had the nerve to call me delusional for saying that R v. W is gonna be one of the first things our new republican overlords will go after. He told me to “get off the script” for saying this administration is coming for us…

Wow this “search engine friendly” URL not very friendly in any other sense.

I think you only read what you wanted to read. The article states that FDA regulations require fish to be frozen. However, only 50-60% of sushi in the US is frozen, i.e. 40-50% is served fresh. In other words, high end places in Hawaii and California are going to go against regulations for fresh fish. In Nebraska?…

Obviously, if you want to make the big bucks, you need to do whatever random kinja commenters tell you to do.

Pssst. To OK from Hawaii. It’s the Sushi in OK he won’t touch, not the stuff in Hawaii.