Have you watched Anne with an E? It’s actually very good!

Studies show that people (women) who use “like” a lot are intelligent and are taking time to consider what they’re saying, but let’s keep reinforcing the idea that women’s speech patterns are ditzy (stupid).

I think I can guess what he’s into...

There was a six month period of my life where about 85-90% of my emails started with “per my previous email” and I wanted to kill everyone I came in contact with. It took everything in my body not to just say, “I told you this would happen you fucking idiots.” or “Pay attention. I don’t write this shit for my health.”

BOOM. AUTISM.

I misread that as tubal litigation, which is probably the path that it will go. Everyone must be so glad that the Republicans blocked it when Obama tried to appoint a new Supreme Court Justice.

You didn’t attend her funeral? So as you say this was a women who you knew since you were toddlers. I assume that means you were pretty good friends. Instead of being there for those two children when they probably need people the most you got on your high horse and road away.

I took a friend of mine to Delmonico’s in NYC because they had never been to a steakhouse before and I wanted one of those raw seafood towers with some steak and creamed spinach.

I don’t know who he is but he looks like Lisa Frank and Vanilla Ice had a baby.

People are so sensitive. Jesus. This is art and entertainment. Stop freaking out.

Y’know, a narcissistic sociopath is one of the few people that should have an easy time comforting families. You go in, repeat words of condolence you’ve seen others give, get praised by the media. The extra confidence from lacking empathy might even make you seem like a pillar of strength, whereas someone capable of…

• Polished Turd (Yam)
  

He couldn’t even beat a snake (Ok well they both sort of lost), let alone a cougar.

Absolutely. When I was in whichever grade I read it, the teacher tried to fuse reading and elections. The class was supposed to read a number of books, and then based on those books vote for specific categories.
I, being stupid, read all the books on the list. Most of my class just read the shortest book and voted for…

It’s not a fucking persian cat, man, it’s a fucking mountain lion with huge claws and longass teeth and 5 million years of instinct to go for the throat. They’re like 8 feet long. We are helpless meat bags with our jugular veins totally exposed and, in this case, spandex armor.

Have you ever been attacked by a house cat? Cats don’t fight fair.

Our bodies are not built to fight large cats. We have thin skin that doesn’t do a good job protecting our vitals from large claws and huge teeth. We’re good at problem solving and throwing things, and we’re built to do some physical things quite well, but fighting large cats and bears is not what we excel at.

Imagine if they had been speaking French.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”