I like the Kardashians, but putting a filter on that baby, in her very first public debut, makes me so so sad deep inside. This filter literally adds eyelashes, freckles and a soft glow to a brand new baby’s face. For what purpose?

Keanu Reeves has had beers and took pics with “stalkers” (I think this is more of the “stalker” the girl in your story was - a fan who figured out the right address and showed up) and also once chatted calmly with a wacky one who broke into his house until police arrived (I think this is the kind stalker we think of…

bye everybody!

The freckles are part of the snap chat filter. Sorry!

I have never seen a baby with freckles. I thought they show up later in life. That’s how it was for all the freckled people I know.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

If this isn’t already in your life, you need this in your life:

It’s not just shitting outside. It’s showers and baths and sinks and every form of running water. I mean, maybe I’m assuming that indoor plumbing includes potable water, but goddamn, I’ll take periods over cholera.

Gosh, I don’t know - maybe an actor? Have you heard of things like makeup and costumes?! The world is AMAZING!

I’m not anti-dog! I love dogs!

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

“Jones’s campaign website features images of him speaking at an Aryan Nations conference in 2014, attending a protest against Holocaust survivor and writer Elie Weisel, and other white-power events.”

He was found on his property he could have been doing some yard work and had a heart attack.

This is a shitty comment. There’s nothing wrong with aspiring to motherhood. It’s a valid thing to want to do. You’re projecting your issues on to someone else and that’s fucked up. Get therapy and work that shit out.

I don’t know why they decided to include that quote. Frankly, it’s completely bullshit. A loaded handgun weighs a lot, anyone who has every held one knows off the bat that it isn’t a toy.

This is probably a good time to remember that the Humane Society of the United States is NOT affiliated with your local humane society / animal shelter.

This idea of values the IT in Chief is pedaling is just a distraction for his base. DJT does not care at all for anyone outside of his own ego, but needs it stroked. He was a CEO, he was the host of a messed up reality show, and now he is President. He needs to feel like a winner, regardless, and now he is in a…

I can’t even imagine having your defining opus be something you did as a 16-year-old. How many creators get distant, hazy, and even bitter about constantly being identified with and grilled on masterpieces they made in their late 20s and 30s, when they were theoretically fully mature adults?

Although if any of you want…

Jennifer Lawrence gave one of her best performances for years in Mother! so like you I’m tired of this narrative presenting the film as a blip on her IMDb credits.

first off, fuck the razzies for being so short sighted. every year.