You CAN actually cook short rib to medium rare! But you have to cook it at that temp for a long time in order for the collagen to turn into gelatin.

If they called it the Ryan Seaquest, I might forgive them this one yacht.

No, life with two toilets is superior especially if you have more than 3 people living in your house. I am an expert in this regard because I married a slow pooper, who is the son of a slow pooper, and spawned a slow pooper.

And to think my mom yelled at me (when I was 35) because I bought a house that had more than one bathroom. "Anything beyond one bathroom is keeping up with the Joneses! Stop showing off!"

I like ‘fit shake’. I’m picturing a really old man on a dance floor in a plaid button-up and all-white ortho shoes shaking wildly head to toe and yelling in rage while the geriatric DJ spins some Peter Paul and Mary.

I agree. The outrage seems a touch performative.

They think the Dead Kennedys are Jack and Bobby!

* G.) realize that all that shifty light and crying and flashback/flashforward bullshit is the result of a brain tumor?

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

It’s not! And you are correct it is not her responsibility, I just like to imagine that working with her some of what I interpret as her amazingness would rub off on those around her. I should have been more articulate, but no Chris Pratt and his Bible-quoting, Trump-supporting chicanery is in no way her fault and I…

Geniune question - how did Amy Poehler fail him?

Sounds like a classic booby trap.

“Under Ohio law, strippers are not allowed to touch patrons—unless it’s a family member.”

Wow, you know it’s a setup because 3 fucking cops we’re hiding in the back looking for anyway to catch her in the act.

Sigh. Did you watch last night’s episode? I wanted to make a joke right now but it’d be a spoiler.

I don’t need to imagine it, because I’ve heard it. People are trash.

Dwayne Johnson is cute and all, but my favorite answer to this question is still Robbie Williams’. When Emma Thompson asked him if he had been “at the business end” of the birth he said he was. “It was like watching my favorite pub burn down.”

Can you imagine if you gave a gift at a shower and someone was like oooh that’s a $30 gift when they bring in x amount a year??! 

Luann de Lesseps is adjusting to sobriety. “It’s not easy to give up drinking because it’s such a mental thing you’ve learned for so long. It’s like brushing your teeth. So it’s not the anxiety of not drinking — it’s the habit of not drinking that you’re getting rid of.”