...how he didn’t win an Emmy just for those three seconds.

The ocean is for winners! You’re for tools!

I hate the ocean. It’s for tools!

I’m not buying it. Ok, if Taylor has nothing to do with Hitler, then please explain this album title to me.

John C. Reilly performing Mister Cellophane in Chicago moves me to tears every time!

There are people who hate on the Departed? Seriously? What do they got, their periods?

John C Reilly is a goddam national treasure. His early, serious works are A+ material, and his comedic stuff is a delightful aperitif in his oeuvre.

I love John C. Reilly too! He can do just about anything.

I’m giddy with glee that you mentioned Reilly! I fell in love with his work watching him and P.S.H. in Hard Eight.

John C. Reilly is a goddamn national treasure.

John C Reilly is amazing. He can be so goofy and funny in one flick, and then display weight and gravitas in another. I thought that his work in “We Need to Talk About Kevin” deserved so much more recognition.

Leo has deserved the Oscar at least 3 or 4 times but definitely not for The Revenant. That was a ‘career oscar’.

Would have even preferred The Aviator or The Departed before Revenant.

The idea of “merit based immigration” is also funny coming from the “they’re taking our jobs!” crowd. Like, sure, you can give visas to people who have computer engineering degrees- but there are already Americans who have those degrees and want to work in that field. There aren’t tons of Americans who want to spend…

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

That is so true. People change and grow a lot during their 20s. It is unreasonable to expect people to change in the same ways. There is not a single person that I went to high school with that I am still friends with because we don’t have anything in common any more.

“Soon after my wife and I were married, 4 years ago, I had sex with a woman at a club in Panama where I had a work assignment for a month. I promptly forgot all about it until I started the Sex Addicts Anonymous program last year.”

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…

One thing it took me a long time to learn in my 20s was that I don’t even actually WANT to be friends with a lot of people I used to know. They’re fine people, but their lifestyles diverged from mine and it turns out that simply living down the hall from someone for a year in college isn’t enough to sustain a…

she did have one unsettling conversation with her creator David Hanson at SXSW in 2016, in which he asked her “Do you want to destroy humans?... Please say ‘no.’” She replied, “OK. I will destroy humans.”