I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

Wait, what... they’re not?

I saw Ina speak at a food conference years ago and she said, “Let’s be honest. I could never have done all this if I had had kids.” And I was so grateful to her for that honesty. I do have a child, and I love her for sticking a pin in the having-it-all myth.

I’m cheap, and my favorite is CoverGirl LashBlast (the version in the purple tube, that is supposed to be for length and volume). It layers nicely, so I can do one or two coats for work and add more if I’m going out. If I apply it just to the tips of my lashes, it does some serious lengthening. Love it.

That’s fair, though I have to imagine that a) you could find some incredibly amusing statistics if you dug into the data, which would basically demonstrate that the demographic bloc most committed to preventing “socialized medicine” is the same demographic bloc that’s on Medicare, and b) you could probably also find…

REPORTER: Will Brody fix the drywall he damaged during the 2k17 Beaches ‘n Bitches Party?

Science has proven repeatedly that the worst car color is the teal that appeared on everything in the 1990s.

Well, this also came at the same time as Delta’s huge delay, so it might be that some of these passengers (including the doctor who was dragged off the flight!) were people who had rebooked on this flight because they HAD to be somewhere. In that case I can see why no one was going to budge. And United shouldn’t…

Your religious persecution complex might be getting in the way of your reading comprehension.

Because it feels personal. The message that was sent to women all over the world is that no matter what, we will never be good enough. Even Donald Fucking Trump, old, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, ugly, fat, unqualified, spoiled, lazy, entitled, racist, selfish,sexist, sexual predator, Donald Fucking Trump is better…

We have a lot of work to do. It’s not starting shit, it’s not letting us forget about it. I didn’t vote for him but I know a hell of a lot women who did or who didn’t vote and change starts at home. I say that as someone who, at times, really feels like giving up or stepping back. It’s really hard to make a difference…

I have a cat who looks like a Russian Blue but is actually a gray tabby. He is concerned that he will be stereotyped for his appearance.

Pretty much this. If you’d said to the Founders, “The thing you’re making will last more than two centuries, then some guy you consider three-fifths of a person will get two terms, then everybody who freaked out about that will rally behind a psychotic orange goblin who is basically a figurehead of a foreign power and…

It will change nothing, because the US intelligence community is too paranoid to release the actual evidence behind all this (assuming it exists) because doing so would show Russia how far we’re burrowed into their shit and compromise our methods and possibly people. They’ll take preserving that over fucking Trump,…

The Episcopal Church, which is about as mainstream as it gets, marries gay couples.

He claims he doesn’t smoke, drink, or do drugs. He’s probably a non-smoker, but he’s also never really allowed for an independent physical. Who knows what he was on in order to keep up his campaign. He’s also probably closer to 300 lbs. than his claimed weight (also likely self-reported). So, bottomline: 70-year-old…

I never started.

Until I heard that 66% of white women (I’m ashamed) voted for Hitler 2016.

My undocumented brother was crushed by this last night. I’m in a real panic. I’ve been emailing several immigration advocacy groups since trying to get their help to get in touch with my Congressman (Castro). I need his help.

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…