Gresham is objectively terrible. This is a prime example of why. I live in Portland and I don’t fuck with Gresham.

I still think French Montana sounds more like a slightly-interesting-but-probably-slightly-painful sex act than a rapper, so...I get it.

You’re assuming there IS smart money in the Gem State. Idaho has elected some real geniuses to ru(i)n their fine state over and over and over again. They’ll go out in a short, but glorious blaze of glory. I was born and raised there. I know of what I speak.

Idaho would go out dying before signing up to be California’s ally. Same with half of WA and OR. The animosity for Golden Staters in those places is real and ingrained and sorta unhinged and scary, tbh.

Don’t come here, we hate tourists. Leave our delicious food and beverages alone. Gaaaaaaahd.