That's funny, I was a kid once, and never once threw a shit fit over a god damn fruit pie. Probably because my parents actually disciplined me.

"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

That wasn't a flop, and I don't recall any flopping in last night's game.

Pep Guardiola is an immense asshole and his behavior is a metaphor for how arrogant Euro teams dismiss CONCACAF despite the gap being a hell of a lot more narrow than they think (that statement is independent of the stupid ASG, FYI.)

But the game was not like that. Did you even watch it? I suppose you didn't. The game was not chippy at all and other than those two challenges played without incident.

Fuck Pep.

No. I'm skeptical that ANY of those tackles would have stirred up shit in a competitive match beyond the grandstanding that takes place to implore the ref to hand out a card. Were they too hard for the context? Sure, absolutely. Especially Alonso's tackle.

Ridiculous. It was the epitome of class. Of course Porter's not in his league, but Pep was just being a bad sport. One admittedly bad tackle, but that wasn't the coach's fault. Pep was just being a jerk—which surprised me, but sour grapes.

Since you don't get to decide what ruins someone's life, #5 is not hyperbole at all. People commit suicide over rape. People go to therapy for years. I don't even think it covers what some victims face.

And what's this horseshit about this being an exclusively father son ritual? My 3-year daughter old sits on the garage floor and watches me work on my car all the time. Granted, she's usually calling me Prince Hans and filling me full of imaginary arrows from her official Brave archery set, but still. By the time…

I love tiny old people. He's like a 70 year old man in a six year old's body.

What I really love is that the same family, same house was on a show on Animal Planet called The Haunting 4 years ago. Except of course this was a different ghost which apparently left after the house was 'cleansed'. Big time hucksters.

They aren't allowing professional skeptics into the house to examine the evidence. Sorry but that is a telltale sign.

I call bullshit

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

Prime Pedro was my favorite athlete to watch ever. So good. Plus he was entertaining. Did Sandy Koufax ever toss Don Zimmer to the ground?

Judging from Martinez's frame and lack of any muscle definition whatsoever, I think the author is quite comfortable with his word choice above.

That was the best single season by a pitcher in baseball history. With a 1.39 FIP, it ranks #3 all-time in FIP.

There is a real good case that height-of-his-powers Pedro was perhaps the best pitcher ever, mainly due to what he did in that era.