I don't know if he's acting. That's a pretty appropriate reaction to being sack tapped. At first you just think "What the fuck was that man?" And then a second later the pain of it hits you and you crumple to the ground.

Way to go, man. My only goal is to save my hometown, so really great job wishing to get me fired.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

Great, now AJ ruined the Funbag.

It's crazy how much Deadspin trashes baseball unwritten rules, but then trashes someone for what amounts to a football unwritten rule.

The justification people often use is if she chose a revealing costume, obviously she wants the attention. But what people don't get is, of course everyone wants attention for their costume, but attention is not sexual harassment! Cosplayers work hard on these costumes, and the average cosplayer isn't doing it for…

Wow, #notallmen in RECORD time.

This just in: Metta World Peace is still a giant piece of shit.

In defense of the Qatari government, they didn't expect the workers to still be alive.

Chris Archer kissed his bicep after striking out DANIEL NAVA last year. Spare me. When did the Rays become the judge of what's ok in baseball? But Joe Maddon is so quirky! Fuck off.

Is this really a shocker? Price whined after last year, they made it up, and then Price drilled him again. Ortiz has been getting the shit booed out of him all weekend. Some jackass fan (a Sox fan no less) cost him a HR in the previous game, so he was already grumpy. Archer threw him an absolute cookie and Oritz…

If Archer really wanted to throw shade at Ortiz, Papi would probably knock that for a solo shot as well.

Yes. Please. Thanks.

As has been brought up repeatedly, Babe Ruth didn't play against any black athletes, enhancing his performance. Should he have an asterisk? Hank Aaron used greenies, should he have an asterisk? Gaylord Perry famously cheated for most of his career, and has openly acknowledged it. Asterisk?

But remember, Michael Sam would be a distraction according to some bigots.

This is very well put. Allow me to expand a bit: "Ladies, please know I will kick the ass of anyone who beats a woman. But do me a solid and don't get all uppity with your man which will make him hit you. TIA"

So if he wasn't trying to say or even imply that women can provoke domestic violence, maybe he should just be fired for being terrible at communicating, since using words to communicate effectively is his only job.

FIFA: For when you want to feel better about the NFL.

No, friend, he's not a sports player of some sorts. He's a man who gets paid to express his opinion on TV every day. Good rant otherwise, though.

My god, I was half joking, but he literally just said the exact same thing and still doens't realize what's wrong with it.