The odds of Jason Rantz making it all up are PRETTY LIKELY.

Who says there’s no good club soccer in July?

the woman on the far right with the sun glasses and chains = Tobin Heath!

Just accept it as the best song and you’ll be fine.

partially blocking my view of the woman’s Adam’s apple.

YES! I always have a bottle on hand and put it on most everything

YES! I always have a bottle on hand and put it on most everything

(While I’m fully on board with free public university tuition, I don’t think that Ohashi, who receives a full-ride athletic scholarship to UCLA, is exactly making that case.)

This shouldn’t even be considered radical. This agency was created just 15 years ago. It should never have been created and needs to go.

“When police questioned Gaston a month later,”

They are talking about Portland, Oregon where it definitely doesn’t get that cold in April. But a retractable roof stadium like Seattle’s would probably be wise because of the rain during that time

Fine. How about 12,501?

These frat bro nicknames are exhausting. 

Messi should have taken the Costa route and bailed to Spain

This is weird given the youngest person watching that feed would be about 40.

Dude might be really good at music, but he is absolutely terrible at everything else.

Same

Weird, a league that doesn’t allow strikeouts

In Oregon they can’t put your leftovers in a container you bring from home. The food carts really want to, but I’ve been told by a couple that the food handling laws prohibit it.

He didn’t do the parrot thing, doesn’t count