That home opener should be a good one!

The worst was losing those cards

I didn't know we had an editor-in-chief. I thought this site was an autonomous collective.

I'm a guy and I've always find it annoying when other guys do this in any situation. No one's dick is that big that they need spread their legs out.

Found. On. Road. Dead.

This was really fun and oddly correct. I got BMW M5 which is pretty much exactly the car I have always meant to buy, but never have.

It may not be the smartest thing, but I use my cast iron 12" so much that I leave it on the stove

I think it is relevant to put this here. Diego Valeri of the Portland timbers has talked about one of the big deciding factors in moving to the MLS is the violence involved in Argentinian soccer. Worth a read. Great guy and great player, too.

We can pretty much guarantee that Pedro and Randy won't get on 100% of the voter's lists and that is just another example of how dumb this whole thing is.

If the Giants wanted panda, they would have signed him. They threw money at Pence to keep him.

I would say it is more likely Cespedes is going. They aren't going to get anything close to Boegarts quality to fill shortstop if he goes.

Yet

It is fun to read this as though Andy is talking and there is some character off to the side who keeps repeating "I pray you find Ditkavalon, brother." in between each pause.

The Aristocrats!

Anti-abortion groups oppose assisted suicide, they say, for the same reasons they oppose abortion: because every human being should live from the moment of conception until their "natural" death.

SKC has been on a slide for a little bit now. The only surprising thing about this game is that they were ahead at any point

That is still bad base running. He should be more concerned about making it to first especially with the game that close. You just can't take chances like that.

*Bumgarner points to beard*

I'm totally fine with that. I'll take that over someone like Kraft who doesn't even act like he has a team.

I think this is one of the things that makes MLS so fun. There are several owners who are really involved with the supproters, Merritt Paulson especially. It is a great time.