What on earth was the point of this article? The entire internet is full of people writing articles and a bunch of other people shouting in agreement right below them. It’s happening in this comment section too!

As well as those who voted third-party because it “sends a message” and they’re too “woke” to fall for the two-part system. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

A lot of my guy friends told me I was crazy on election night because through my sobs I was saying “they’re going to take away our healthcare, they’re going to take away Roe, they’re going to take away gay marriage.” This shit is real, this shit has consequences.

While you’re at it, F*ck everyone who JUST DIDN’T VOTE in 2016.

I hope Susan Sarandon drives off a cliff for real

Fuck everyone who didn’t vote for Clinton and fuck everyone who called women single issue voters.

Goodbye abortion rights...

Journalists would write these articles about any athlete who went from guaranteed 1st rounder to completely undrafted twice - in a draft that has 1,200+ selections - due to a crime they committed as juvenile. If Heimlich got taken in the 5th round we could speculate on disparate treatment. But he wasn’t taken at all.

I don’t mind your cynicism about sports offering forgiveness so long as you’re sufficiently talented. I do mind your assumption, based merely on a guilty plea, that you have all of the facts, such that a denial of a prosecutor’s narrative is outrageous. You might be right, I’m not sure, but as others have noted,…

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.

I said this elsewhere, and I’ll say it here.

I’m sorry, but this kind of crap is why Trump is president.  You don’t get to gloss over history for it not being woke enough.

This is chief among the reasons why I refuse to run.

Wow. That’s some heavy shit. I wish I’d known about this before the match. When Shaqiri scored and stripped his jersey off, I thought only of the announcers I’d heard during Stoke matches giving him stick for being a selfish player. This explains a HELL of a lot. Responding to fans who are mocking you with t-shirts of…

Are you reading a different comment section than this one?

I feel like we’re all being duped. Talking and texting at the theater is fucked up and rude. But this is just about watching movies at home. That’s completely different. Who gives a shit? If you want to watch a movie and take in all the nuance, watch it by yourself.

Wait, this is in a home? Who fucking cares. Jesus. If you wanna watch a movie in a specific way at a house, you gotta either watch it alone or with people who are gonna watch it the way you want to. 

Does she mean literally fed their families? Because if they were eating stuff from the mines that might at least explain their current mental state.

So in summary: plan a weeknight dinner party.

Bridesmaids and groomsmen: Fuck that. The origins of the wedding party are grotesque.