Ohio is redder than Texas, Georgia and Florida.

Ohio. O-H-Ten. The Bucknut State. It is definitely up South. There is no shame or much covering up of these kinds of disparities because its GQP as hell.

Another one that never gets old. They cannot send a white woman to prison. They will bend over backwards and make every excuse in the world. And when they absolutely must, then the creativity of mitigating factors goes to 12.

I use Dr Bronner’s Tea Tree Oil Soap with one of those plastic mesh sponges and I thought that was pretty white of me, or at least fancy compared to the bar of soap and washcloth I grew up with. But apparently the scruffy methheads down the road and celebrities both know that not washing is the way to go. Jesus.

I grew up in Trinidad and literally played in the dirt and I still have allergies.  

Jesus, thank you.

That’s why you wash your ass last! It’s not like if you rinse your bar of soap off in the screaming, steaming hot jets of water that are shooting out of your wall, that it’s going to be transferring your ass juices to the rest of your body the next time you use it. It’s kinda designed to, y’know, explicitly avoid…

I’m sure he appreciates that, I know I would!

And for the record, I’d like to promise DaBaby that I’ll never put soap in my ass at one of his concerts. 

If you’re shoving a bar of soap in your ass you’re doing it wrong.

I use a rag or cloth, because my car and dishes aren’t made of human skin. The judge was very clear that I was no longer allowed to have those.

“Also, I kind of expected richer folks to use, I don’t know, richer soap?”

If you’re shoving a bar of soap in your ass you’re doing it wrong.

Agree with this. Evidence is starting to grow that lack of germs in childhood can lead to allergies; apparently kids’ immune systems get “bored” and need to make up an enemy to fight without them. My wife and I come from countries where water was more expensive and standards of household cleanliness more lax than…

This cultural difference has come up here before. I’m guessing there are deeper, historical reasons at play for the difference. It’s so much better to let kids be a little dirty, that’s a fact. Even more so now—the more diversified immune system wins the race.

Obligatory as fuck:

I am so done with you!!!!!  LOLOLOLOL!  Good thing I work from home cause my azz would be so fired at how loud and hard and I am laughing/crying at this ish!  Whew!  I was trying to let this mess go on pass my feeds all week but here you go saying what’s in every black person’s head.  I love us!  LOL  

Or just, you know, don’t use them? They don’t make you cleaner. I ain’t trying to create a whole extra load of laundry every week for something I’m just using for funsies.

Kids are basically dirty all day; from crawling around on floors and trying to put random shit in their mouths, babies are exposed to so much dirt and germs that not cleaning them daily definitely means your kids are at best, unclean

Yep. If someone wants to use those because they enjoy them, cool, you do you, but don’t fool yourself into thinking you’re making yourself cleaner by doing it.