Bisexual girl here:

Dang! If she gets into a fight at Litchfield she can just cut a bitch with those cheekbones.

Those brows tho... #somethingaboutfleek #iamold #dididothatright

I see Desire from Sandman (huge compliment for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about.)

She also has a pig named Hazel.

Something along the lines of "Your right to exercise your rights ends when exercising your rights is harmful to others." Libertarians and Kirby Delauters have taken it to mean "Your rights are only to do things I like and approve of."

THIS. He reminds me of my first high school boyfriend who tries to FB friend me about every 12 months. He seemed sooooo coooool and sooooo weeeeiiiiird in high school. Now he is just some sad 16 y.o. poser goth in a pushing-40 body.

I had no idea he was close friends with Johnny Depp, but now I'm like... "Yup, makes sense."

Yup. And it's pretty funny that he compares himself to a high schooler that "the girls want to fuck." No dude. We don't. And you're old. If Johnny also thinks of himself the same way, they should be ashamed of themselves.

""He moves about with easy, spectral grace, fingers fluttering birdlike as he points to what is an old abortionist's chair"

I totally buy that certain celebrities get trapped at the age they became famous at, because no one makes them grow up. Life challenges the rest of us and we realize that what we thought was cool behavior is just assholery. But if you're in that celebrity bubble and nobody tells you you're wrong you end up as a 45…

bad performance art.

"I mean, time and age are really irrelevant to me... Sometimes, I think I'm trapped in the age that I started this. I'm trapped at 23."

performance art

This reminds me of the famous Onion article, "Marilyn Mansion Now Going Door-to-Door Trying to Shock People."

That evening, Linda Schmidt was preparing to drive her daughter Alyssa to a Girl Scouts meeting when she found Manson standing on her porch draped in sheep entrails.

I'm the third act of every movie you've ever seen

These aren't really that batshit. They're more like quotes from a person who wants to really appear to be batshit. Marilyn Manson was appealing to me when I was 14, but it's been a long time since then.