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I usually like beards but his is NASTY. I particularly hate it with his greasy man bun. One can be a very attractive man and have a beard, one can be a very attractive man and have long hair. One cannot be an attractive man and have both of those things. He looks like the unabomber.

NO the Rihport is not "ironic." Seriously? #NAVY

REDPILLING HARD BRO

Monumental moment in black girl history

hot take

My only thought here is, "Gross beard is gross."

Oo, BURN.

"Leonardo DiCaprio, Man in the Iron Mask actor,"

"Oh, Mr. DiCaprio, my mom really loved your movie Titanic! Can I get your autograph for her? She'll just die!"

Only four models?

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

"Porn does not need to resemble a Chuck Palahniuk novel." -slow clap.

You know what's worse than porn that advertises this content? Porn that surprises you with it. God DAMN I do not need to see the inside of someone's colon, ever, let alone when I'm just trying to enjoy some private time with a video of a pretty naked lady. Last time they snuck a prolapse into an otherwise perfectly

Dont' worry. I've got it covered.

The Handmaiden's Rosebud

THIS GIF IS THE MOST DISTURBING PART OF THIS ARTICLE

Mark, this is unforgivable. Why do you insist on hurting me?