Yo but for real the Cup Noodles are broken. It’s not the best boost in the game, but they cost like 200 gil and they have level 10 boosts to health and attack.

I don’t understand why I keep playing Final Fantasy XV. I’m like 90% it’s not good, but I keep playing it. Is this what Stockholm Syndrome feels like?

semi-fascist strongman

Wait, is this article upset about campus rape laws that do not work being repealed?

These weeaboos are mad now, but if the characters were gay they would be loving it.

I’m offended by “cracker” and I’m white, so gooooooo fuck yourself.

Take away California. Then it’s a completely different outlook. That state is up its own asshole.

in an overwhelmingly Democratic and progressive state

I dunno, as bad as this is, I think that allowing people to sue over speech is a slippery slope that we don’t want to get on. RIP Gawker

What are you talking about? Twitter makes a shitload of money.

I still have no idea how the fuck you make money with Vine, though.

No, I mean, introducing the whole concept of “gender” to a fucking five year old, binary or not, is a great way to fuck them up for the rest of their life with psychological issues.

#StickToBears

...and also because a child isn’t going to understand that shit and you might fuck them up in the head trying to explain it to them?

Genders? No reason. Sexes? Health reasons.

People also read Deadspin for stories about bears.

You do realize that the vast majority of white people aren’t wealthy, are without political power, and don’t directly have military might, right? Assuming that “white people” are some kind of evil empire is just racist.

“To clarify: when the whites were massacred during the Haitian revolution, that was a good thing indeed.”

Fuck you Petch, I got all excited for a ridiculous list and it ended up being just a normal fucking list. PETCH RUINED CHRISTMAS

Exactly, my mom said “Send me $1000 worth of items, and I’ll buy $150-$200 of them”.