Don’t believe it for a second. That was an attempted homicide.

Aaliyah had a much, much stronger voice than most of the pop, R & B, etc. singers and rappers out there today. She could sing Rihanna, Taylor S., Nicki M, Ciara, and Katy P, under the table and then some. I feel like some of today’s artists wouldn’t have gained as much popularity if there was both Beyonce and Aaliyah…

Well of course he does. The Grammys eligibility period ends September 30th. *adds Aaliyah hologram to Grammy drinking game*

I never thought I would co-sign on Miley Cyrus.

the Bad Blood video required artistry and creativity. It’s not the violence people care about, it’s the quality of the video and the music.

OK. Fine. I give in.

You forgot the revenge song. It’s the most important part of TayTay’s girl power repertoire.

Team Miley

Oh no. Bracing myself for Taylor’s response, which will be one part perpetual victimhood, one part martyrdom, and one part girl power.

every time i see a kinja notification, i sigh and say, “what stupid shit did i say this time?”

Rahm Emanuel (asshat mayor of Chicago) lost half a finger in high school because he cut almost through the finger on a meat slicer at Arbys. Instead of going to the hospital he wrapped it up and went to prom. He ended up with a bone infection and was hospitalized for days, even after the finger was amputated.

Now see, this is much more subtle. I like it.

Only if there is tiramisu for desert

You shouldn’t. I am, however, INSANELY jealous that I didn’t say it.

So, who wants lunch? My treat.

When I hand it to her, I tell her, “No charge for the extra blood!” She doesn’t even blink, snatches the package and leaves.

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

So, can we expect a Madonna/Taylor Swift kiss at the next VMAs? Also, I do think that Tay has the emotional maturity of a 15 year old at times. This is one of those times.

1. Actually Kylie’s birthday is on the 10th so technically she’s still 17.

Who knew the internet had such a thriving dingus population?