Is Taylor Swift just one of those people who you just totally adore or otherwise just completely loathe? You hear celebs talk about wanting to lick her @sshole, and then others talking about what a manipulative horsey-shrew she is but you never hear someone just be like,

Holy Crap, this means I have better taste than at least one of her high class little sprogs.

“Why did you have to go and say goodbye?”

Hmm, is it possible they’re just worried everyone else will look mondo-unattractive in comparison? Might be a valid concern.

Ugh, I meant "can't" even grasp. Ya'll get me.

Where is the lie?

Solid point. Still a nice gesture though!

THANK YOU.

To be fair, Kim K quashed the fake preggo rumors pretty soundly, no? I mean, people still badger Beyoncé with them.

I hate Nicholas Sparks. Even his stupid name.

And I could have had a V-8. I mean, gun nuttery hypothetical BS aside, let’s please blame abusers for being uh...abusive and not their victim, okay?

I got 7/10 right and I am pretty ashamed. But I actually just got lucky with guessing right on 3 of them, so it’s not that bad.

Well, true but the average Fox viewer didn't realize that. And it kind of backfired on them, didn't it? I haven't really heard anything about the other candidates in the last few days.

I’m annoyed that Donald Trump is forcing me to defend Megyn Kelly, but here we are.

I always kind of wonder what her career would have been like if she lived. We all know the music industry seems more comfortable with limited WOC in it, so I imagine she and Beyoncé would have been pitted against one another something awful...

Haha, I couldn’t even make it through Bad Blood. Both the song and her awful voice are not worth four minutes of life.

The jokes write themselves sometimes, don't they?

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What was this bitch doing on a late night debate panel when she should have at home feeding her kids and shaving her legs in preparation for boring, unsatisfying missionary sex with her husband is what I would like to know.

I’m glad you said it. I mean, no one deserves to be tied up and robbed but at the same this is more of a case of a not great person getting conned by two other not great people. Hopefully, the girls will grow out of it.