tony posnaski should have to delete his twitter for getting owned so hard.

the sausage biscuit is disgusting from mcdonalds.

this is the only reason that i think their star wars might be ok. they have a surplus of expanded universe legends to drag into the canon (and you know they will).

they have to be if unless the movie playing on TV was home alone but justice smith refers to it as “old detective movies”. 

it’s probably a low key reboot for deadwood where he is not alive

it’s a canon story, the protagonist can’t be random.

theyre pussies theyre not going to do fucking anything where they have to show a fucking spine.

for the love of god get this maniac out of office

everyone’s opinion about music is fucking terrible. people shouldn’t share the way the feel about anything

people act like batman dropped into a gotham precinct and started popping officers in the head. it’s an intergalactic fucking war.

i try to dress like her everyday

why doesn’t this dipshit realize this is way more annoying than any aspect of cards against humanity?

F these trolls, they know what theyre doing. when your most “weezer” song of the last 10 years is a cover of the “like a good neighbor(statefarm is there)“ you are clearly kicking the hardcore fans to the curb.

obviously this is nothing to be outraged over but the person who runs the account obviously stumbled upon a gross trend he fed into(subconsciously or not)

really because my co worker would beg to differ. shut the fuck up, dumbass

you guys can’t even put in a picture from a sit down restaurant, you had to use a fastfood chain that doesn’t have gratuity listed on the receipts. 9_9.

stop it. nobody needs this “advice” nor does anyone need a link to another article on this website for dipshits

seems like every lifehack on this site is just as practical as nvan97s suggestion

stop it. 

just heard that for the first time yesterday! love natalie merchant