I still want to know why the “ignorance is no excuse” card was only played for Sean Payton and every other person in authority gets a free pass on everything, Goodell included.

more like roger badell.

“and it is definitely a bad idea to yell at people to suck your dick.”

Just when I thought I'd seen every possible ingredient in craft beer, now you're telling me there's Kale in Western Hockey League Bantam Draft?

Key and Peele need to do an East-West Bowl skit for this shit.

I was going to go with my kneejerk reaction and say that this is a western phenomenon so I decided to look at the OHL Bantam draft results. It turns out it is mostly just that people west of Ontario don’t know how to name their kids.

Is it Brecon like “reckon” or Brecon like “Recon”?

“Kaeden, get over here!”

Fuck you, Jaxon

He might have had more, but he ran out of fingers to count them on.

Except for last summer when he dragged them to a final while Higuain and Aguero took a month-long nap...

They’re joking that they’re going to go to inflate them because they’re fed up with Brady bitching at them for not deflating them enough. It’s pretty clear.

Unlike Pete Rose, Brady’s actions actually have something to do with playing the game.

Clearly you are not a network announcer, as you didn’t refer to him “Mr.” Kraft.

Proof of what though? Deflating? Inflating? It sounds like one of the guys would overinflate the balls to piss off Brady, which is hilarious. “Fuckin watermelons coming”

How the hell are those text messages not proof?

It’s not just that he can singlehandedly fry a team’s offensive wiring (though it is a little bit that), or that he carries himself on the court like a jolly granddad (okay, it’s a lot of bit of that), but that he plays with such tenacious precision.

What La'el are you talking about?

L’ol.

La’me.