Cleveland but I gotchu.

Plenty of these popping up on the east coast, too, the DC commenter notwithstanding.

Garack is the fucking man tho.

I hear Uncle Toni is available.

Looks like I’m buying a new game console for the first time since the Xbox 360.

We all know the Celtics couldn’t do this over a series. Right?

This is all complete bullshit. Everything about this.

Seriously! I fucking love it.

Dan Smith, BYU.

Let’s get an Oxford Comma or two in here.

Krillin would have survived, but barely.

This is the most under-starred post of the Oscars.

Which he wrote the morning of his wedding.

It’s difficult to pick a best track off of that album, but I’m going to go with this one.

He’s just so pliable and stupid it would be comical if it weren’t horrifically dangerous.

And his dad is a prick.

In Nishikori’s defense, he was playing a Brazilian in Brazil and Belucci can whack the fuck out of a tennis ball.

That doesn’t make any fucking sense.

All about that G thang, babay.

Maybe if you’re a professional fighter, don’t let someone kick you in the face while you’re dicking around?