Freddie Freeman is a great first baseman, but whatever.

I get that it’s incredibly superficial and ignores the amount of work that went into the achievement of even making it to that race, but my first thought was “My God, they’re all gorgeous.”

He founded Al Qaeda AND Al Sharpton.

Gatlin is also old as fuck.

Yeah, Russell Wilson is pretty good.

Fuck Manu Ginobili.

Am I the only one who absolutely fucking loves that he’s DOING THIS right now?

Ardmore is quite lovely.

Or a state, given that Puerto Rico would descend into third-world destitution rapidly without the US.

That’s definitely a problem, but whatever you’ve got over your head in a common, steel-frame building will be better than what you’ve got in a McMansion or something, and masonry, concrete, and steel would still offer some protection from the sides.

Don’t get me wrong, still mostly fucked, but on the fringes, playing…

You are mostly correct. The US, Russia, and allegedly China have ICBMs that direct multiple, smaller warheads in clusters to maximize damage per launch. Some of these fuckers are so advanced they could take out, say, Wilmington and Philly with one launch and the clusters would separately do their thing. That said,…

Which is why I mentioned the concrete and steel. A typical frame house? Nah, fucked.

Also, Nukemap: http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Yields aren’t that much higher than the 50's tests, and if we’re lucky enough to be nuked by Russia, they might be thermonuclear devices that detonate more “cleanly” in terms of radioactive material ejected from the blast.

Is Baylen even a real fucking name? Or is it just another Aiden-Jaden-Braden-Kaden-etc?

You keep Harrisburg out of your fucking mouth, Magary.

But Radiohead....

I’m not one of those people that enjoys inflicting any sort of negativity on other people for the sake of it, and we all have our own tastes...

If someone said I could only listen to Radiohead for a year, or nothing, I would beat them into a quivering mass while I yelled “nothing” at the top of my lungs over and over again.

Yeah, no, fuck Coldplay almost as much as fuck Radiohead.