Well, I didn’t feel like sleeping tonight anyway...

Too many cooties....

I make my hollandaise using my blender. Takes no time, tastes great and never breaks. Win-win!

Yep, and you can add some pasta and make your own version of spaghetti aglio e olio. Yum!

My husband has a bad habit of having his last beer right before dinner, then going to bed right after eating. These are two bad habits actually. Then he’ll wake up and say “But I was just getting good sleep!” Yea, now that the alcohol and food has finally metabolized. I’ll show him this article - and it still won’t…

My last job was a 9.5 mile commute. In 2005 I could make it home in 20 minutes flat. Seven years later it regularly took 40 minutes, and in winter I had more than one day when it took over an hour - to drive less than 10 miles. Road rage happened all the time, I actually ended up behind two idiots who had got out of…

And apparently he isn’t self-aware enough to care. On the other hand, people keep giving him money, so there is that.

“Is not speaking” or “Is unable to speak?” Not trying to be a jerk, but there is a huge distinction. I’m going to assume that she had a stroke that has left her unable to speak, as opposed to “she doesn’t have the energy / desire to speak, even though she is capable of speech.” Can anyone clarfy?

So to prove your point you decided to throw in a healthy dose of ageism. Nice.

Interesting, but I’ll stick with my banana split smoothie. :)

Julia Child is weeping...

I first read that as “Gezhundheit.” Need more coffee.

But “simpleton logic” would be so much more accurate...

Would totally do Mr. Potato Head.

I’ve bookmarked it for later reading. So much cooking, baking, experimenting to do. So little time. Sigh.

Sexual fantasies don’t hurt either...

Unfortunately “flawed” parents can and do negatively impact significant childhood lessons, and can also exacerbate to the nth degree all of the negativity that’s inherent in growing up. Add a significant stesser like being poor and that’s a recipe for childhood hell.

The fact that what not to do in hot tubs/pools/jacuzzi’s has to be reiterated year after year is pathetic. What an indictment of our educational system (and parents too.)

I’d like to try this method with flavored water, say strawberry or blackberry, to pop into recipes. Or even using something more substantial, like a smoothie.

Dumbass.