Nice try Jameson, I won’t fall for your lies about my favourite webslinger.

What are you Marvel guys whining for? You could be living in Metropolis for fuck sake!

I’m thankful Joss got things started with Avengers... but good lord am I glad the Russo brothers have taken over the next Avengers movies after Age of Ultron. I’ll eat my hat if Civil War doesn’t blow the rest of the MCU movies away. Infinity War looks to be in good hands.

Jesus Christ that was annoying.

...selecting a presidential candidate who embodies literally every animating force in American conservatism

His source material?

I loved him as Sabretooth.

let’s go on pretending that the first Wolverine movie never happened, okay?

I perfected uselessness in the womb, and I’ve only gotten better.

Oh, shit. This is the most I’ve ever liked Zuckerberg. That third paragraph is quite succinct and effective.

You know I actually have one of those, but the deck is in shambles. The King of spades had it's head ripped off, the Queen of spades has been sliced, the jack of spades is missing (but I'm hopeful), the king of diamonds is a green color for some reason, the jack of diamonds is missing his nose, the jack of hearts is…

Alexander with Colin Farrell and Angelina Jolie. It was boring and slow and had entirely too much narration.

GRRM also announced that he is moving on to an all fried food diet, taking up heroin and giving up exercise altogether, “just to make it interesting for the fans.”

I’ve been on this earth for 29 years and I’ve come to the conclusion that most people rather not know the truth. Despite the fact people say they want a honest partner, they want the truth when it’s convenient.

From his view, contraception does not equal abortion. For a catholic, a soul is born the moment genesis occurs; this is considered a miracle and should be treasured. It can't occur if the two parts never meet. He's being pedantic about the issue, but his pragmatism on this is commendable. Now, if a belief in souls and…

Ah yes, to this day, Lando still tells anyone who’ll listen over a game of Sabacc about the time he managed to successfully tempt Leia over to the “dark side”.

I’ll... I’ll just see myself out now...

Me and my bestfriend appear gay to others sometimes. We are both as straight as they come. We have known each other for 30 some years and there isn’t much we won’t say outloud. And we argue like an old couple sometimes.

Most brilliant people in the world and they still can’t manage to record video in landscape mode.

I've watched this seven times and I don't see the point of it.