Anyone else get the impression that Elon Musk is an enormous douchebag?

It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

The Mountain That Rides the Porcelain Throne.

Comments like these are why I start my day pretending to work, on Deadspin even though I really don't give a shit about sports anymore. Funny stuff.

Oh, this is about exercise and not compressing my actual misery.

The volume on a radio in a Toyota only goes up to 4.

And I enjoyed every single one of them

But...what about pizza?

It really is funny how serious the whole baby naming thing has become. We’ve had friends that had settled on a name only to go back to the drawing board the second they found out a friend of a friend of a friend gave their kid the same name. My sole criteria for naming my son was simple: give him a name that won’t get…

That was Apocalypse Now, dumbass.

...selecting a presidential candidate who embodies literally every animating force in American conservatism

I’ve been on this earth for 29 years and I’ve come to the conclusion that most people rather not know the truth. Despite the fact people say they want a honest partner, they want the truth when it’s convenient.

Never — NEVER — lose your frugal instincts. They will serve you well as your life changes over time. Maybe you have kids (you’ll need to budget then), maybe you’ll get hurt. Maybe you’ll lose your job at 50 and struggle until retirement because nobody hires 50 year olds.

You should cross-post this to Paleofuture. That entire blog is a monument to bad future predictions.

yet no puke proof carpet and upholstery... Minivans need to be puke proof and have the ability to be hosed out... because children are really really gross and messy.

Your question is its answer, child

the rule of thumb is: drugs go north, guns go south.

You can buy guns in Mexico, you can’t buy these guns in Mexico. Guns are not banned in Mexico, these guns are banned in Mexico. It’s easy for them to have these kind of firearms when the United States’ government sold them to the cartels in the first place.

You all are badly, badly jumping to conclusions.

Let’s put on our thinking caps since it’s an extremely quick analysis. What is Tesla’s biggest problem with its business? That electric cars are still early adopter items, meaning they’re extremely expensive and not well supported logistically because charging stations…

I've watched this seven times and I don't see the point of it.