Anyone else get the impression that Elon Musk is an enormous douchebag?

Web search, chrome and Gmail are the only ones you listed that make any kind of real money

The more ripped you are, the better your chances are to survive the MURDERVERSE

Honestly, I don't know if the rehab is worth it. The first owner just gave it away. The second owner was so fed up with it, he just walked away from the property after 3 days.

Can I pick the pig that grows my replacement parts?

Then I applaud Gawker. There needs to be real consequences to what Peter Thiel is doing to the media as a whole, regardless of what anything thinks about Gawker. And the only consequence that can work is public pressure.

The Fifth element is a MASTERPIECE.

Now this, this is an excellent use of the Internet! Thank you :)

Eh, say what you will about his biblical times snuff film, but Braveheart was a fun film with some truly emotional scenes, and Apocalypto should be the posterchild for doing things right people point to when deriding Hollywood whitewashing in historical films. Completely non-white cast, using a foreign language to…

Because while the first Robert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes was fine, the second was absolutely not,

Hogan ain’t gonna pay himself.

In fairness, there DO seem to be plenty of folks who wait in the long line and then, when it's finally their turn, take freaking forever to get their shit through because they have pockets full of change, jewelry all over, a jacket, a belt, tall laced boots that are double-knotted and three bags (each with a laptop).…

I hope the kid is right only because the experts were kinda... well, dicks in their response.

And the raspberries thank you.

It’s important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That’s why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

Yeah me too, he’s like the maker Steve Irwin

The Mountain That Rides the Porcelain Throne.

Comments like these are why I start my day pretending to work, on Deadspin even though I really don't give a shit about sports anymore. Funny stuff.

Oh, this is about exercise and not compressing my actual misery.

I just ovulated. And I'm a man.