There’s something definitely.. not right.. about this dude. I think he’s just insane.

Won’t work, Google fucking sucks at moving things beyond a cool concept.

The world is different than it was when I was young, therefore, it is going to hell!

I think it’s cause of the whole “Peter Thiel is a member of the board” thing.

You saying I’m not fierce, motherfucker?!

I was reading these to my 4 year old daughter and I realized: I just spoiled the fucking movies for her!! She hasn’t watched them yet...

I say we go full blow hieroglyphics again. Complete the circle once and for all!

It’s being reported in Mexican newspaper Reforma (usually a trusted source, sometimes, maybe) that he was rescued after he just punched the guy and took his cell to make a phone call to the Mexican equivalent of 911. There’s nothing in the formal news about a shoot-out.

Fucking hell that’s fucking horrible!

Gotta admit... some of these are actually pretty clever. Kudos to the writers!

Paranormal Activity fucked me up so badly that I stopped watching horror movies for ever. I just couldn’t fucking handle the anxiety!

Videos like these make me miss the Wildboyz. Yes, Chris Pontius and fucking Steve-O from Jackass. So goddamned stupid but SO funny!

I just finished this book last night. Fucking loved it!

I read that in Trailer Voice mode: “In a world... where your movie sucks ass... one executive... has to fight the odds...”

hu, must be exahusting

Whenever I read something about using one disease to combat another disease I imagine that THAT is how the zombie apocalypse happens. Runaway infection or the virus takes over the bacteria that then takes over the humans or some science fictiony shit like that.

Either one of them?

Bunch of savages in this town

Did it get sucked into a black hole? Cause that would’ve been awesome!

So what? My wife keeps telling me that it looks like I don’t know I’m 35 already. It happens man!