There’s something definitely.. not right.. about this dude. I think he’s just insane.

It’s being reported in Mexican newspaper Reforma (usually a trusted source, sometimes, maybe) that he was rescued after he just punched the guy and took his cell to make a phone call to the Mexican equivalent of 911. There’s nothing in the formal news about a shoot-out.

Bunch of savages in this town

So what? My wife keeps telling me that it looks like I don’t know I’m 35 already. It happens man!

And cheeseburgers?

I just spent a week at Texas A&M... I can understand why he started drinking in that town.

Shit hoss, I’d fuck it for free!

FUCKIN’ A! I’m all for it! Blow that shit up in space!

Woah. This blew my fucking mind.

Is the burger really any better? Cause a polished turd is still a turd

I have a F1 helmet signed by Kimi (2014 season). It’s one of my most prized possessions. This dude is awesome.

Fuck you! Don’t fucking tell me what the fuck to do! My fucking language is fucking fine fuckface!

I also do this but I call The Superman Technique. Basically I imagine I’m Superman and try to imagine myself doing everything he might do, from putting on the costume, taking off, trying to imagine the air on my face, what it looks like from up there, etc. It’s dumb but it works.

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Thank you! That did it

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To Whom It May Concern: I live in Mexico and I get automatically sent to the spanish site. FUCK THAT! How in the fuck do I go to the US site?!?! I used to be able to type us.gizmodo.com but that doesn’t work. If I can’t go to the US site I’m never coming to Gizmodo again. I hate reading tech news in spanish. The…

How about brown rice?

Looks like a great place to take the kids "Go to bed or the gigantic radioactive monster outside is gonna EAT YOU if it sees the lights on"

I tried to be more social but I realized I suck at it, so screw it, I quit!